Neo-Soul Crush of the Week: Alicia Keys

 Dear Alicia,

 I remember the first time I saw you on the “Fallin’” video, and it was like bein struck by a thunderbolt.  You    were built just like I like my women…serious hips.  You had a beautiful grill, always and your earthy personality made you the light-skin pre-crazy Lauryn Hill.  And your husky Alto gave me flashbacks of a young Anita Baker.  But I must admit, for a minute, you had fallen off to me.  But then…duhn duhn duhn…you came back with a vengeance in “Smokin Aces.” 

Dressed up in your slutty little fit, you flipped on me, you flipped it on me bad girl.  And then, the coup d’ etat…the “Teenage Love Affair” video.  You are looking magically delicious and the hips are back, like they were on a long vacation.  COTDAMN!  And the song is bangin might I add.  So, for making a more compelling comeback than Kobe in the Fourth Quarter, you have earned the distinct honor of being my Neo-Soul Crush of the Week.  I heard you like poetry and lyrics, so, let’s make it official with a little poetry from yours truly;

If you were my Diary, I would write you and re-write you, all over your body every night, until I got the words down right on the page.  Each day, our love would grow, like the words on the pages, eventually filling the Diary and then to start anew.  Damn, if I could write you I’d never leave the house, until we were bumpin uglies in a cardboard box. 

Girl, I mean cardboard box in the metaphorical sense.  Cav is too fly to be a bum.  But I would let you visit me for lunchtime favors at the office, and I won’t even put you on the clock.  If you readin this Ms. Keys, I’m crushin on you this week.

Cav Out.