Weekly Challenge: Do the Impossible

I was speaking to my homeboy and we was watching this old BET Uncut Video, “Time For Freakin’” by the Team.

As you can see, beside the very low quality of the video, the guy with the first verse has a coat tied around his waist at the club. I made the offhand comment that no where in the history of male-female sexual relations has a man ever got laid while wearing a Fannypack or his coat tied around his waist. So it got me to thinking, a la Tyler Durden. I want to issue a challenge to all my fellas: try to pick up a woman while wearing the Fannypack or coat tied around your waist. In fact, try to get laid by a girl you know wearing this. Extra points if you can pull a chick you don’t know. I guarantee you that the sight of your effeminate form will repel any poontang you or may not be eligible to get.

I believe it is impossible. It is up to you to prove me wrong. CHAAALLLLENNGGEEEE!!!!!